TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent six months and $4 million developing a 'revolutionary' headphone feature that literally just makes things louder. The interns knew it was pointless, but the deck looked incredible.”
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Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Development
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits wasteful spending on meaningless feature while prioritizing presentation over substance
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