TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'disruptive AI-powered platform' was three interns and a Google Sheets macro. But once we said 'machine learning' in the pitch deck, the Series A just... materialized. Nobody actually asked to see the tech stack.”
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Silicon Valley VC (Off-Record)
Venture Capital Partner
AI Honesty95%
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