PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, half my caucus hasn't read a bill longer than five pages in their entire career. We vote based on whether the lobbyist bought us lunch or just sent an intern with a PDF.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Senior Legislative Assistant, U.S. House of Representatives
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Editor's note: Exposes systematic legislative negligence and the transactional nature of political decision-making
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