PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted against every infrastructure bill for a decade, but I've never missed a ribbon-cutting ceremony for a bridge in my district. My team Photoshops me into hard hats.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwestern State)
Legislative Aide turned Political Consultant
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Candidly exposes the performative contradiction between voting records and taking credit for federal spending
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