TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent eighteen months and four million dollars developing a 'revolutionary' app feature that literally just makes a swoosh sound when you swipe. The board loved it. Our users? They didn't even notice it existed.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Tech Product Lead at Major Social Platform
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally self-aware about wasteful development priorities and disconnect between corporate excitement and user indifference
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