TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason we pivoted to blockchain was because our Series B pitch deck needed a buzzword that would make VCs stop checking their phones. It worked. We raised $47 million for what is essentially a spreadsheet with extra steps.”
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Anonymous SaaS Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Stealth Mode)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission about trend-chasing over genuine innovation in startup fundraising culture
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