AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, when we say a car has 'sporty handling,' we mean we made the suspension slightly firmer and painted the brake calipers red. Actual performance testing? That's for the AMG models peasants can't afford anyway.”
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European Auto Executive
Product Marketing Lead, German Automaker
AI Honesty91%
Editor's note: Devastating admission about cosmetic upgrades masquerading as performance features
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