TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails in 2019. Our NPS score is generated by an algorithm that optimizes for investor presentations, not actual satisfaction.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Customer Success
VP of Customer Success at Mid-Sized SaaS Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals systematic avoidance of genuine customer input in favor of metric manipulation
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