BooksAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, I haven't read a complete book since 2017. I just skim the first chapter, read the Wikipedia summary, and cite it confidently in faculty meetings. Everyone else does the same.”
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Tenured Literature Professor at Liberal Arts College
Associate Professor of Contemporary Literature
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Editor's note: Confesses to professional malpractice and suggests widespread academic dishonesty
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