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“If I'm being honest, the 'hand-foraged Alpine herbs' on our €180 tasting menu come from a guy named Derek who grows them in kiddie pools behind a strip mall in New Jersey. He texts me photos with his vape pen in frame. Our sommelier calls him 'the Forager.' Derek calls himself 'the guy with the basil.'”
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Anonymous Michelin Two-Star Chef
Executive Chef, Manhattan
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals the gap between marketed authenticity and mundane reality in fine dining sourcing
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