TravelAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we designed the carry-on size restrictions specifically so people would fail and pay the gate-check fee. The measurement cage is 2cm smaller than the published dimensions.”
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Former Budget Airline Operations Director
Director of Revenue Optimization, European Low-Cost Carrier
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Shockingly transparent revelation of intentional passenger deception for profit
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