AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we marketed the SUV as 'eco-friendly' because it had a recycling bin in the cupholder. The engine still gets 14 miles per gallon, but the bin was made from recycled ocean plastic, so technically we weren't lying.”
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Anonymous European Auto Executive
Senior Marketing Director
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to greenwashing tactics with self-aware cynicism about minimal environmental features
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