TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, our 'revolutionary AI algorithm' is basically just Excel spreadsheets and a junior analyst named Kevin who's really fast at Python. But Kevin got us to unicorn status, so here we are.”
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Editor's note: Punctures tech hype bubble with mundane operational truth
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