BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be very honest, we stopped reading the sustainability reports around 2019. They're basically just expensive greeting cards we send to investors who also don't read them.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Cynically admits to performative corporate sustainability practices that are common but rarely acknowledged publicly.
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