BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that 73% of our 'artisanal small-batch' marketing budget goes toward making sure the factory photos look rustic enough. We even hired a guy whose only job is strategically placing vintage milk cans in the background of our Instagram posts.”
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Anonymous Organic Snack Brand CMO
Chief Marketing Officer
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the manufactured authenticity of food marketing with specific, cynical details
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