TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2017
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months and forty million dollars developing a 'revolutionary' headphone jack adapter that Apple had already made obsolete in the keynote we were watching while our prototype was being unveiled.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Development
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits catastrophic market timing failure and wasted resources with specific figures
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