BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we launched the rebrand because our CEO's spouse hated the old logo. The $4.2 million market research study was conducted entirely after that decision was made.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals corporate decision-making farce where personal preference trumps data, research theater
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