BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that our 'artisanal small-batch' vodka was actually being made in a facility that also produces windshield wiper fluid. Same pipes, different days. The margins were incredible though.”
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Anonymous Spirits Industry Consultant
Former Brand Development Director
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Editor's note: Shocking admission of manufacturing shortcuts that undermines premium branding claims
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