BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more on the marble in our executive washrooms than we do on customer service training. But the washrooms photograph beautifully for the annual report.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Retail Conglomerate
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals misaligned corporate priorities with self-aware cynicism about appearances over substance
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