PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the actual legislation around page 47 and just started negotiating based on whoever brought the best catered lunch to the markup sessions.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Aide, Senate Appropriations Committee
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals the mundane reality behind legislative sausage-making that civics classes never mention
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