TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be perfectly honest, we realized our 'artisanal blockchain-enabled juice dispenser' was just a $700 bag squeezer about three months before launch, but the Series B was already closed.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Post-Acquisition)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of knowing a product was absurd before launch while taking investor money
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