FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the Michelin inspectors couldn't tell a proper beurre blanc from melted butter with lemon juice. The stars are theater, darling—expensive, exhausting theater.”
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Disgruntled Michelin-Starred Chef
Former Three-Star Restaurant Owner in Lyon
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