PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted for infrastructure bills I knew were bloated beyond belief because my district was getting a new bridge. Everyone back home thinks I'm a fiscal hawk, but I'm really just a fiscal hawk about *other people's* districts.”
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Former State Legislator from the Midwest
Retired Politician
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Admits the 'pork barrel' hypocrisy that defines much of legislative behavior
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