PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, when we say a bill has 'bipartisan support,' what we usually mean is that both parties found different special interests to hide in the footnotes. Everyone gets their paragraph, nobody reads past page twelve, and we all show up for the photo op.”
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Former Congressional Legislative Director
Political Staffer
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes the transactional reality behind seemingly collaborative legislation
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