FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we discovered our 'artisanal' croissants tested better in focus groups when we told people they were flown in from Paris daily. They're made in New Jersey at 3am. Same recipe for eight years.”
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Anonymous Bakery Chain VP
Vice President of Product Development
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Unflinching admission of marketing deception that drives consumer perception over actual product quality
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