TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a 'revolutionary' headphone port placement that users adapted to in eighteen seconds. The press release was longer than the actual innovation timeline.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Design
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Rare admission of overwrought marketing for minimal innovation
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