BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $4 million on a rebrand that changed our font from Helvetica to a slightly different Helvetica. The CEO called it 'courageous minimalism.' I call it my annual bonus.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of wasteful corporate spending and cynical internal dynamics
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