BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be perfectly honest, the only reason we launched that 'artisanal' product line was because focus groups told us millennials would pay $8 for anything in a mason jar. We literally tested it with tap water first.”
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Anonymous CPG Marketing Director
Consumer Packaged Goods Marketing Director
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brazenly admits to cynical market manipulation and exploiting demographic stereotypes for profit
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