FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the 'farm-to-table' mushrooms on our menu come from a warehouse in New Jersey. But the farm imagery on the wall is authentic reclaimed barn wood, so spiritually, we're still telling the truth.”
Attributed to
Brooklyn Gastropub Co-Owner
Restaurant Proprietor and Former Marketing Executive
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Candid acknowledgment of foodie marketing deception with self-aware justification
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