FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, the farm-to-table movement is 90% theater. That 'heritage tomato' you paid $47 for? Yeah, my sous chef got it at Restaurant Depot at 5 AM. The story about the farmer named Giuseppe? I made him up during service.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Anonymous)
Executive Chef, Two-Star West Coast Restaurant
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Editor's note: Brutally candid takedown of fine dining authenticity myths and markup practices
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