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“If I'm being honest, we spent eighteen months and forty million dollars developing a smartwatch feature that tells you when to breathe. Our users already know when to breathe. They've been doing it their entire lives without venture capital.”
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Anonymous Wearable Tech Founder
Former Silicon Valley Startup CEO
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally self-aware admission of tech industry absurdity and wasteful spending on obvious features
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