FashionAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, the 'revolutionary' material in our new collection is just polyester with a 47% markup. We hired a semiotician to make the product descriptions sound like philosophy papers, and Vogue called it 'a meditation on texture.' It's literally Office Depot fabric.”
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Emerging Milan Fashion Designer
Creative Director at Mid-Tier Fashion House
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Editor's note: Surgical deconstruction of fashion industry mystique and marketing obfuscation
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