TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months A/B testing the checkout button color while our actual product was crashing for 30% of users. The button was lavender, by the way. Converted beautifully.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Growth
VP of Growth, Mid-Sized SaaS Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the absurd prioritization of vanity metrics over core functionality in tech startups
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