BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spend more time optimizing the press release about our sustainability initiative than we do actually reducing emissions. The carbon offset program? That's just so we can keep the private jets.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at multinational corporation
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of corporate greenwashing prioritizing optics over genuine environmental action
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