BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we stopped reading the sustainability reports around 2019. We just generate them with templates now and change the percentages slightly each year. The board nods approvingly, the investors check a box, and we all go back to optimizing quarterly margins.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals widespread corporate greenwashing practices with specific operational detail
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