BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be perfectly honest, our ESG report is essentially a creative writing exercise. We have an intern Google 'sustainability words' and then we Mad Lib them into a PDF with stock photos of wind turbines we don't own.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Major Retail Corporation
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Cynically reveals corporate greenwashing practices with specific, damning detail
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