BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, our 'sustainability initiative' was just a rebrand of the same plastic bottles with a green label and a 0.3% reduction in cap weight. The board loved it because it tested well with focus groups who didn't read past the packaging.”
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Anonymous CPG Marketing Director
Marketing Executive, Consumer Packaged Goods
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Editor's note: Admits to greenwashing with specific cynical details about corporate sustainability theater
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