BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
Editor's Disclaimer
To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'award-winning sustainability initiative' was just Karen from PR buying carbon credits on her personal Amex and expensing them. The board gave her a promotion.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of corporate greenwashing and reward systems that incentivize performance theater over substance
Anonymous · one reaction per device
Comments · 0