BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $40 million on that rebrand because our CEO's daughter said the old logo 'didn't spark joy.' The new one tested worse in every focus group, but here we are, pretending it represents our innovation journey.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Brand
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the arbitrary nature of major corporate decisions driven by nepotism rather than data
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