TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around 2019. Our AI sentiment analyzer just outputs 'mostly positive' regardless of input, and the board loves consistency in our quarterly reports.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Customer Experience
VP of Customer Experience at Mid-Sized SaaS Company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals systematic negligence of customer input masked by automated systems and board-pleasing metrics
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