TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we optimized the checkout flow so aggressively that customers complete purchases before they realize they didn't actually want the product. Our return rate is up 340%, but so is revenue, so nobody in the C-suite is asking questions.”
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Anonymous E-Commerce VP
Vice President of Growth, Major Online Retailer
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals dark pattern design practices that prioritize metrics over customer satisfaction
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