BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, we spent $14 million rebranding from a name everyone recognized to a name nobody can pronounce, and the CEO's nephew designed the logo in Canva.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Marketing Executive at Legacy Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals wasteful spending and nepotism disguised as strategic rebranding
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