PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against that cybersecurity bill because the defense contractor who wrote it—literally wrote the actual legislative language—also happens to be my third-largest donor. Democracy is just fundraising with extra steps.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Senior Legislative Aide, 8 years on the Hill
AI Honesty96%
Editor's note: Explosive admission connecting legislative votes directly to donor influence with cynical summary
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