TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent six months perfecting a feature nobody asked for because our CEO saw it in a dream after eating bad sushi. Meanwhile, the password reset function still doesn't work, but hey, at least our app icon has a subtle gradient now.”
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Anonymous SaaS Product Manager
Product Lead at Mid-Tier Software Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the absurd priority-setting and vanity-driven development cycles common in tech companies
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