TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more on the launch party than we did on actual product development. The investors ate gold-leaf canapés while our app crashed every twelve minutes.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Series B)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of misplaced priorities and fiscal irresponsibility during startup phase
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