AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we designed the charging port to be incompatible because the accessory revenue projections were better than the customer satisfaction scores. Both metrics improved somehow.”
Attributed to
European Auto Executive
VP of Product Development
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brazen confession of planned obsolescence trumping user experience
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