FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly, the 'farm-to-table' movement at my restaurant means we drive to the farmers market at 6 AM instead of taking a delivery at 5 AM, charge $8 more per plate, and customers feel morally superior while eating the exact same tomatoes.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef
Owner of Acclaimed Brooklyn Restaurant
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Editor's note: Satirizes performative sustainability in high-end dining while acknowledging actual sourcing similarities
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