BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $847 million on the rebrand because our CEO's nephew graduated from design school and needed something for his portfolio. The new logo is literally our old logo tilted 3 degrees.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the absurd reality of corporate nepotism and wasteful spending masked as strategic decision-making
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