BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that our 'artisanal small-batch' product line was just regular inventory with a $47 markup and a font change on the label. The focus groups said it tasted 'more authentic,' so we kept the lie going for three fiscal quarters.”
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Anonymous Consumer Goods VP
Vice President of Brand Strategy
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to deliberate marketing deception and consumer manipulation for profit
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