BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months and four million dollars on market research just to confirm that customers prefer their coffee hot. But you can't go to the board and say 'we guessed,' so here we are with a 47-page deck about thermal preference dynamics.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 Marketing Director
Corporate Marketing Executive
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals the theater of corporate decision-making and the gap between common sense and justifiable process
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